Trevor was happily married to a Beanie baby named January Bear. Until one day, he realized that the two of them live in a garbage can.

What the heck?" he shouted at his spouse.

"It's the best I could find, given that the only work you're willing to do is flip power strips on and off all day!" retorted January Bear.

But the damage was done. Trevor acquired a divorce, left January Bear, and went out on the town.